Childless couple told to try sex
A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex....
A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".
If you're this stupid, I'm not sure you should be allowed to have kids.
I'd like to announce a project I've been working on for the last few months: MailLaunder.com. This is a server-based solution to filtering spam and viruses from your inbox. No client software is necessary and no changes to end-user's mail client are required.
This is an in-house project developed by myself for Drake Consulting. That's a true statement both figuratively and literally. :)
It works by allowing our servers to receive all inbound email and parsing it for spam. If it find spam it stores the email in a database. We send out reports to end-users twice a day showing the latest spam we received. All non-spam is sent to the destination mail server for delivery.
Users can forward false-positives to there inbox and send missed spam to the system for auto-learning.
More features will be made available in the next few months as we're still in beta. They system has over 30,000 spam messages stored in its database.
Please visit the site for more information: www.maillaunder.com
The HD Tivo is out! I received mine from Circuit City online yesterday, and I'm still getting used to it. After owning 2 UltimateTVs, I'm getting up to speed on all of the Tivo quirks.
So far, I love it. It's amazing to be able to time-shift HD programming.
This unit has 3 receivers, 2 DirecTV and one over-the-air (OTA) and can record 2 programs at once.
The only problem I have with it is that the guide is painfully slow. It could take 5 seconds to view the grid, and you can watch the shows appear. I'm hoping a software upgrade will fix this.
The demand is very high for these new units, the early adopters are drooling for these things. Unfortunately, it appears that they're being released with a limited supply. I was on the pre-order list at Tweeter, ABT Electronics, and Circuit City.
If you want one, I would suggest reloading the Circuit City.com HR10-250 page frequently. They seem to be available for a short-time and then sell out for the day. I was able to get mine that way and cancel my other pre-orders. Thanks to the HD Tivo Community for the heads up on this.
We recently got back from 10 days in the Florida for a family vacation. Spent 3 days visiting with Katie's good friend Margie in Weston, FL, then 7 days in the Keys.
We didn't get a chance to make it to the Everglades, or Cape Canaveral, but as we discussed, we'll do that next time.
We spent the 7 days at the Hawk's Cay resort. They had 5 swimming pools, boat rentals, spa, kids area, restaurants lagoon, dolphins, plus a lot more. It was very kid-friendly, I highly recommend it.
We stayed in a villa overlooking the Marina and US 1 in the background. We could watch the sunrise from our bed and the sunset from our screened-in patio.
Every day was sunny and 85. We came back with good memories and a sun tan.